Man is so Silly...God is so Lovingly Patient and Humbling...

The Darwinian walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we no longer need you. We're to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so why don't you just go on and get lost."

God listened very patiently and kindly to the man. After the Darwinian was done talking, God said, "Very well, how about this? Let's say we have a man-making contest." To which the Darwinian happily agreed.

God added, "Now, we're going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam."

The Darwinian said, "Sure, no problem," and bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt.

God looked at him and said, "No, no, no. You go get your own dirt!"

HIS STRENGHT IS MY STRENGTH...

OH NO YOU DID NOT?...BE CAREFU WHAT YOU SAY, DO AND ASK FOR...

DID YOU ACTUALLY SAY YOU LOVED JESUS, BUT?...HOW CAN THAT BE?...WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?...DO YOU PROFESS TO BE A CHRISTIAN, BUT SAY YOUR BOSS IS A JERK?...DO YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE YOUR 10% TITHE ON SUNDAY IS GETTING YOU A BETTER UPGRADE IN HEAVEN?...IS YOUR CHURCH RUN MORE LIKE A BUSINESS THAN A BROTHERHOOD OF GOD'S CHILDREN?...DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT AN A2 CHURCH IS?...DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN IF I SAY RED WORDS IN THE BIBLE?...WHAT DAYS AND TIMES ARE GOOD FOR YOU TO BE STANDING FOR THE LORD...IS NOW A GOOD TIME FOR YOU TO SEE JESUS COME BACK TO GET YOU, OR DO YOU HAVE OTHER PLANS?...WHY ARE YOU HERE?...WHO DO YOU LIVE FOR...YOUR FAMILY?...YOUR STANDING IN THE COMMUNITY?...YOUR BANK...YOUR POWER TO BEND PEOPLE TO YOUR WILL?...IS GETTING BAPTISED JUST SOMETHING YOU WILL GET AROUND TO SOMEDAY?...THESE ARE QUESTIONS I CANNOT ANSWER FOR YOU...I CAN SAY WHAT YOU DECIDE WILL BE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LIFE IN HEAVEN WITH GOD AND JESUS AND TOTAL ISOLATION FROM ALL LOVE AND CARING THAT IS BEING OFFERED TO YOU..I CARE AND HAVE GREAT COMPASSION FOR ALL ON THIS PLANET...THE WORSE THEY ARE, THE MORE COMPASSION AND HOPE I LIFT UP TO JESUS...GODS HEART HAS BEEN HURT VERY BADLY...ONE DAY IT IS THE HOPE OF JESUS AND MYSELF TO HAVE OTHERS HEAR HIM LAUGH AGAIN...I HAVE SAT ON HIS LAP AND LAUGHED WITH HIM, SO I KNOW IT CAN BE DONE...I HAVE EATEN WITH JESUS AND THE PROPHET'S...WE HAVE WORSHIPED ATE THE FOOT OF THE THRONE AND CRIED MANY TEARS OF JOY , WHILE LISTENING TO THE ANGELS PURE AND PERFECT VOICES OF PRAISE...I AM A CHOSEN AND FAVORED SON OF GOD...I AM VERY MUCH LIKE THE KING I AM NAMED AFTER...I AM NOT AT ALL CLOSE TO PERFECT, YET I SING GODS PRAISES CONSTANTLY AND VERY MUCH ENJOY THE COMPANY OF HIS SON AND THE SPIRIT IN MY HEART, TEACHING ME WHAT TO DO TILL MY BROTHER RETURNS...MY TRIAL  HAVE BEEN MANY AND OFTEN I WAS ALONE AGAINST THE WORLD...MY FAITH HAS ALLOWED ME TO ENDURE...I DO NOT HAVE TO CARE WHAT OTHERS THINK...I DO NOT OWE ANYONE AN EXPLANATION OR EXCUSE FOR ANY OF MY ACTIONS...I ANSWER DIRECTLY TO JESUS...HE TAKES IT FROM THERE...I REALIZE PEOPLE THINK THEY TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME...IT IS NOT ME THEY ARE DOING IT TO...THEY HAVE TO ANSWER TO SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WHAT IS IN THEIR HEARTS AND HAS KNOWN SINCE THE BEGINNING...I AM TRULY STORING MY TREASURE IN HEAVEN...I ALSO KNOW THE DEVIL CAN RECITE THE BIBLE FROM TO BACK IN ONE BREATH...YOU MUST TAKE CARE TO REMEMBER  DEMONS LOOK VERY MUCH LIKE ANGELS AND FALSE PROPHETS CAN BE VERY PERSUASIVE...FALSE PROFITS ARE NOT ALL MEN EITHER...MEN CAN BE EASILY FOOLED BY A PRETTY WOMAN AS WOMAN CAN BE FOOLED BY A HANDSOME MAN...FORNICATION IS THE EASIEST WAY FOR THE DEVIL TO

GET YOU OFF THE PATH AND NOT FOCUSED ON THE REAL PRIZE...IT IS ALL THERE IN THE BIBLE...MY HOPE IS FOR YOUR SALVATION...WHEN JESUS COMES, I KNOW HE WILL BE COMING TO GET ME AND BRING ME HOME...